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Cat goes bananas [video]

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Cat goes bananas [video]

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Russian stray dogs have found new ways to survive—they take the subway!

omgfactsofficial:

Russian stray dogs have found new ways to survive—they take the subway!

imageMaking the daily trip to and from work is one of the most despised tasks of the day.

Nobody looks forward to those crowded freeways, trains and buses, just fighting to get to the daily grind.

Well, now we aren’t the only species to understand that pain—stray dogs are making the trip too in Russia.

Commuters sometimes noticed that stray dogs were amongst the other travelers on Russia’s subway system. Dogs have figured out how to use the Moscow’s immense subway to get around various stops to gather and hunt for food in different areas and then return home once the day is over.

Man, we all know that feeling!

The dogs go largely unnoticed since there as many as 35,000 stray dogs in Russia’s capital and are found everywhere. Even if they are relatively homeless, the dogs are far from stupid and have adapted to the man-made jungle to survive and even thrive.

Maybe it’s time the subway cracks down on these stray mutts and start charging them for a fare!

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rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

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collar-fullofchemistry:

justcomingalongfortheride:

takshammy:

zombiegrinder:

Holy shit, this is the greatest

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL

This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

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This NYC building’s drafts caused so many upskirts that it became a popular meeting spot for men!

omgfactsofficial:

This NYC building’s drafts caused so many upskirts that it became a popular meeting spot for men!

imageI guess it was designed by Marilyn Monroe.

Before the construction of the Empire State Building, New York City’s Flatiron building served as the Big Apple’s prime architectural icon.

Tall, slender, and shaped like a triangle, the Flatiron building was completed in 1902. Originally named the Fuller Building after developer George A. Fuller, the structure’s distinct shape quickly led to its more unique title.

The Flatiron building houses a number of interesting quirks. For example, instead of having male and female bathrooms on every floor, Women’s Rooms are located on odd floors while Men’s Rooms are located on even ones.

Thanks to the building’s design, it often caused strong drafts that lifted the skirts of unsuspecting passers-by. Because of this, the building became a popular meeting spot for young men hoping to see something provocative.

The building was quickly adopted by popular culture. For example, in his book ‘The Future in America: A Search After Realities’, ‘War of the Worlds’ author H.G. Wells described the building with glowing admiration. In more recent works, the building is home to the Daily Bugle, a fictional newspaper in the ‘Spider-Man’ series.

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"yo i’ve had a hard day. dem bitches won’t hump themselves"

"yo i’ve had a hard day. dem bitches won’t hump themselves"

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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This is also happening in Iraq right now. Many young girls are taking up arms to fight and protect their families against terrorist militants who are trying to slaughter them…

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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This is also happening in Iraq right now. Many young girls are taking up arms to fight and protect their families against terrorist militants who are trying to slaughter them…

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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othermelissawyatt:

If you think about it, it was really quite dickish of Gandalf to bring a dragon firework to Bilbo’s party.

looks like a klingon bird of prey warping

othermelissawyatt:

If you think about it, it was really quite dickish of Gandalf to bring a dragon firework to Bilbo’s party.

looks like a klingon bird of prey warping

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